Mum’s anger as disastrous DIY wax leaves her bikini line like a ‘dodgy nightclub floor at 3am’

There’s virtually no one on this planet who enjoys having a bikini wax , or relishes the thought of having one.

It’s part of the reason why many women (and a smattering of men) choose to have it done by a professional.

That said, there are some brave souls who decide to do it themselves. Like Hannah Scorer.

Hannah recently bought a packet of wax strips from Boots, and was left far from impressed by the results.

Voicing her displeasure in a hilarious rant on the Boots UK Facebook page, Hannah even goes as far as to say the strips caused her bikini line to resemble “the dancefloor of a really questionable club at 3am,” which is far from idea.

“Boots, we need to have a word,” she begins.

“These are, categorically, the worst wax strips in the world. I haven’t tried all the other wax strips, but I’m confident I don’t need to. That’s how bad these are.

“Last night, I decided to use your wax strips to tidy up my bikini line.”

The dreaded wax strips

Hannah followed the instructions faithfully.

“It’s not rocket science, but it’s best to be sure, isn’t it?
So, as instructed on the back of the pack I warmed a strip, stuck it down, endured the brief but childbirth-level pain intensity of ripping it off, and looked down, ready to admire a peachy beach-ready inner thigh.”

Needless to say, this was not the result she was left with.

“Do you know what I saw instead, Boots? All the hair I’d just tried to take off not even slightly detached from its follicles.

“Except now, matted firmly into the hair was a thick layer of wax.

Even the Sugababes were brought into it

“Have you touched that wax when it becomes separated from its strip? It is so sticky it could have held together the original Sugababes line-up. My bikini line was like the dancefloor of a really questionable club at 3am.”

Hannah panicked, wondering how she would deal with the situation, but then remembered the wax residue removing moisturising wipes included in the box of wax – was salvation around the corner?

“I took one of the wipes and started trying to rub off the wax/glue/melted Push Pop hybrid.

“However, instead of rescuing my skin, the wipe becomes trapped and bits of it tear off and firmly adhere to my waxy, furry skin, like a series of tiny surrender flags.

As did a nightclub dancefloor

Two razor blades and some very expensive body oil later, Hannah got rid of rid of wax and finished the job, adding, “My f***y looks like a bright pink…

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